vanillagorilla
10-26-2005, 11:07 AM
Ok...this one is prolly going to step on a toe or two, i hope not, but it may.
ANYWAY.....LOL........ Are others running into this scenario?
"Damn hogs tear up my land, eat my livestock, poop on my tractors, slobber on my clothes hangin on the line.....run off my mailman, chewed the tires off my crop duster, make everything stink, root up my garden, and make noise when i'm trying to sleep....i wish someone would destroy them all...life has sucked since them wild pigs came around"
"Well sir..if you'd allow me to hunt hogs on your land.....i'd be glad to come clean the troublemakers out for you..according to a schedule that works for you.....if you have any firearms preference between rifle or shotgun, that would be fine...and when we field dress we do it on plastic and leave no sign of the kill behind on your land as to not draw in more pigs, coyotes, etc. We of course would offer you part of the meat, and would leave your land just as we found it, and make sure livestock are not disturbed"
"Oh i don't think so....so and so will come trap them and give me 50 bucks a head and haul them off to the hunting zoo"
THEN QUIT COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :censored: :censored: :censored:
(Ok...pig hunting rant ...OFF ) LOL
ANYWAY.....LOL........ Are others running into this scenario?
"Damn hogs tear up my land, eat my livestock, poop on my tractors, slobber on my clothes hangin on the line.....run off my mailman, chewed the tires off my crop duster, make everything stink, root up my garden, and make noise when i'm trying to sleep....i wish someone would destroy them all...life has sucked since them wild pigs came around"
"Well sir..if you'd allow me to hunt hogs on your land.....i'd be glad to come clean the troublemakers out for you..according to a schedule that works for you.....if you have any firearms preference between rifle or shotgun, that would be fine...and when we field dress we do it on plastic and leave no sign of the kill behind on your land as to not draw in more pigs, coyotes, etc. We of course would offer you part of the meat, and would leave your land just as we found it, and make sure livestock are not disturbed"
"Oh i don't think so....so and so will come trap them and give me 50 bucks a head and haul them off to the hunting zoo"
THEN QUIT COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :censored: :censored: :censored:
(Ok...pig hunting rant ...OFF ) LOL
