I sailed the seas, was a Preston Pirate in HS, have had to wear an eye patch, owned a nasty SOB parrot and own a "pirate" pistol. I also like Old Oak rum. I've manned the rails and heaved to and triced up a rack. Swabbed a deck and crossed the equator to become a trusty shellback.
But I don't speak pirate. And damn Spata has the pirate thing covered.