What kind of toilet paper do you use? Expensive or el cheapo.

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2 cobs, and 1 husk(minus the silks of course) OR preferably maple leaves... have used Des Moines register when I lived in Iowa, but no substance to it, just added more leftist brains. Lol. The cobs/husks won't change your life, or attitude..... but it WILL remind you what you forgot at the store the other day
 

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Depends.
No, just kidding.
...Not like when you asked Grampa what he was going to buy Gramma for her 70th Wedding Anniversary...
Not THOSE 'Depends' (adult diaper thingies)....Not yet.... anyhow.

But my T P type DOES depend on specific use. The 'good stuff' is used mainly for it's commonly supposed purpose, but I see no reason to waste it on trivial things like using a square 'r 2 to wipe up a drop of spilt gun oil, catch a rampant spider to kick outside to eat those damn 'skeeters, or for a slightly runny nose. In fact I keep a spare roll of the '4 for a $' stuff next to the good stuff in the bath room, & also have a roll on the kitchen counter.
Why the kitchen, you wonder?
'Cause two of the main things that make my snout sniffly are Cold Weather & Hot Sauce/Peppers.
See? Since I constantly cook & eat spicy food, I don't have to run to the bathroom to blow my nose or waste high quality paper to do it. The expensive kind lasts MUCH longer this way & is always there i ya need it for, yeah, 'having a ****** day'.
Plus, it's less 'processing' for old plumbing.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to grab 2 sq.s of the cheap stuff, blow my nose, & go meet a good friend who just called to tell me she has another jar of her famous salsa ready for me.
I got 1/2 a Roll sittin' next to 1/2 a bag of Blue Corn Tortilla Chips sittin' on the kitchen counter for when I get back...
Sometimes; 'Blowin' it' is a good thing, que no, Amigos?
 

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Ever have those times when a postage stamp would be a waste of paper? How about when half a roll isn't enough?

It's like going from grateful to despair and back ..... It must be an old guy thing ......

Woody
 

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Didn’t think about this earlier but……


You guys remember several years ago when TP was a scarce commodity?

People were using whatever they could find.
🤣😆😂

💩🧻🚽

I have stocked up since then, on ammo and TP. I like the 1000 roll 2-ply. Forgot the name but got tired of changing rolls.

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Anyone else remember years ago, maybe in the 80's (?) when you could buy colored toilet paper instead of plain white.

Pale yellow, blue, green, I can't recall all the colors.

Was very popular for awhile.

Just one more thang for the women-folk to color coordinate and decorate the bathrooms.
 

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