The only reason I hunt squirrles is to find specimens for my trophy room. Years ago I took two fine fox squirrels to Tuck's Taxidermy in Altus. Tuck says, I guess you want them mounted. I say no, just shaking hands will be fine.
1. Billy Patriot has three apples. How many apples would Billy have if the Mexicans weren't hogging all his apples? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble don't pay taxes rabble rabble.)
2. A train leaves Dallas traveling at 43 MPH. It is delayed when it strikes a stalled car abandoned on the tracks. Using the demographics of Texas as your data set, what are the odds some silly Mexican fouled up the train schedule? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble