Note to self: If I'm ever in trouble in Ohio, just call the police, tell dispatch there's gunmen afoot. The police will come badger everyone for half...
The only reason that the government needs to be aware of who is married and who is not (via the issuance of marriage licenses) is for tax purposes.
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I hate to do this, but I need money. I just got a job but won't be paid for a month and there's bills need paid now. I don't have any of the factory...
"The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20."
- Sam Cohen (inventor of the neutron bomb)
"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."
- Unknown