Hey man what ya in for?
I shot somebody!
Man that takes some balls!
Yeah it did, it won't happen again though.
Hey man what ya in for?
I shot somebody!
Man that takes some balls!
Yeah it did, it won't happen again though.
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Wise Words from a Stockbroker...
When asked about what to buy, this stockbroker said:
"If the current government is in office much longer, canned goods, a generator, water and ammunition are your best investment."
Recession- when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression- when you lose your job.
Recovery- when Obama loses his job!
ROFLMAO, OB ... You are cracking me up!!
Maybe his penis was a night skulker?
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Lol this thread. Really thats gotta hurt though lol. Wonder what caliber it was?
-Brandon
Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh sh*t' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and that's why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.
The dude shoots himself in the pee-pee with a pistol that he is--as a convicted felon-- legally unable to own, then can think of nothing more imaginative to tell the cops except he shot himself in the pee-pee with a gun he is legally unable to own WHILE on his way to sell the gun he is legally unable to own to someone else who is also likely to be unable to legally own said gun???? Haven't those crackheads heard of that Bobbit chick?? "B#%ch shot me in my d@#k! In my d@#k, I said! Did you cops hear me? In my d@#k!!"
Oh the shame of it all. Not to mention the pain. Just dont ask for your man card back if you get out of lockup.
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Wise Words from a Stockbroker...
When asked about what to buy, this stockbroker said:
"If the current government is in office much longer, canned goods, a generator, water and ammunition are your best investment."
Recession- when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression- when you lose your job.
Recovery- when Obama loses his job!
Hey baby.. I got a new piercing and I did it muhself..
Looks like this gun story isn't all it's cocked up to be.
"A well regulated flippity floppity being necessary to the voom of a splendiforous state, the zim zam of the people to bobbidy bibidy shall not be infringed." -- fake Bill Cosby
I wonder if he went to Robinson street for the full release, failed and went off half cocked.![]()
ouch, that had to have hurt...
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http://newsok.com/man-accidentally-s...rticle/3692972
Man accidentally shoots self in genitals, is arrested in Oklahoma City
By Juliana Keeping | Published: July 16, 2012 Oklahoman
The man, a felon, told police he planned to sell the gun in a convenience store parking lot. It went off accidentally as he was making sure the gun worked. A felon was jailed after he told police he shot himself in the genitals while preparing a gun for sale.
Police were called at 9 a.m. Saturday to the emergency room at Southwest Medical Center, 4401 S Western Ave., where officers found the bleeding man.
Tavares Donnell Colbert
Tracy Morgan
He told police he bought a gun on the street in Kansas and had planned to sell it in a convenience store parking lot near SE 44 and Shields Boulevard. On the way there, he pulled over to make sure the gun functioned properly.
The gun went off while he was in his car in a parking lot near SE 15 and Interstate 35. He panicked and drove himself to the hospital, he told police.
Police arrested the man at the hospital after he was medically cleared.
Tavares Donnell Colbert, 36, was arrested on a complaint of possession of a firearm.
Colbert is a felon with convictions including a 2003 charge for possession of a controlled and dangerous substance with intent to distribute, according to police.
Looks more like Cuba Gooding Jr. to me.
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"The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20."
- Sam Cohen (inventor of the neutron bomb)
"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."
- Unknown
Mission accomplished.he pulled over to make sure the gun functioned properly.
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