1. Rent time machine.
2. Clean up all of your bullshit that they told you to clean up. Like three times now.
3. Oops, time machines don't exist. Clean up all the bullshit in your yard and then go to court.
Originally Posted by been
Iv stayed away from dicks ever since the prices went through the roof. Never really cared for dicks anyway.
So you want advice on how to go to court. First off haul off all your "recycalables" take several pictures. Shower, shave and dress up in your cleanest clothes and go to court. Show the pictures to prove you have cleaned up.
Covering with tarps, or sheds probably will not satisfy the code enforcement.
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When asked about what to buy, this stockbroker said:
"If the current government is in office much longer, canned goods, a generator, water and ammunition are your best investment."
Recession- when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression- when you lose your job.
Recovery- when Obama loses his job!
Remember, fascism starts in your backyard, so do what the community tells you to do with your property or the fascists will win.
No it's not fwd, it's not a 4cylinder, and no your sister doesn't have one.
Hippies think they are coy asking the question "Who would Jesus bomb?" Of course he would not bomb anyone. He doesn't use bombs, he uses a sword.
I'd clean up the yard. Making money while i'm at it.
Anti-Lock Evangelist #2
Regardless of how it's labeled... junk, trash, recycleables, etc. get compliant with the code and your probs will likely go away. Sounds like you've had ample time to do it. If you really need to accumulate this type stuff then move either where zoning allows it or no-zoning exists.
I live on a small acreage outside any city limits so I have a little buffer zone as I don't want a cattle feedlot, salvage/junk yard, etc. anywhere near me. If I lived where ordinances prohibited it, I'd want code enforcement to do their job.
Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured, but not everyone must prove they are a citizen
Step 1: Call the tv show "Hoarders" tell 'em you need hlp ASAP
Step 2: Tell judge you're got this!
Step 3: Profit $$
In my sternest fatherly voice........
Go to court and plead guilty which you are.
Beg the judge to help you do what you are unwilling or unable to do.
It always seems like I'm trying to contain an outbreak and you taking the monkey to the airport.
To Whom lt May Concern:
This will be my last letter.
We have grown apart
over these last six weeks.
l now have
two loves in my life
big-city livin' and
a voodoo woman named Phyllis.
From my cold dead hands....
Fast & Furious is Watergate with a body count!
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Sounds like this "recycling" sucks. Another reason not to recycle. Should of put it on the neighbor's curb for trash pickup.
Just be honest, tell the truth and plead guilty. Then, if it's important to you to stack junk in your yard, sell your house and move to the country. But don't buy a house anywhere near mikem1262.