1. Rent time machine.
2. Clean up all of your bullshit that they told you to clean up. Like three times now.
3. Oops, time machines don't exist. Clean up all the bullshit in your yard and then go to court.
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Iv stayed away from dicks ever since the prices went through the roof. Never really cared for dicks anyway.
So you want advice on how to go to court. First off haul off all your "recycalables" take several pictures. Shower, shave and dress up in your cleanest clothes and go to court. Show the pictures to prove you have cleaned up.
Covering with tarps, or sheds probably will not satisfy the code enforcement.
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I'd clean up the yard. Making money while i'm at it.
Regardless of how it's labeled... junk, trash, recycleables, etc. get compliant with the code and your probs will likely go away. Sounds like you've had ample time to do it. If you really need to accumulate this type stuff then move either where zoning allows it or no-zoning exists.
I live on a small acreage outside any city limits so I have a little buffer zone as I don't want a cattle feedlot, salvage/junk yard, etc. anywhere near me. If I lived where ordinances prohibited it, I'd want code enforcement to do their job.
Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured, but not everyone must prove they are a citizen
Just stay in the city limits and clean it up. Those of us who live in the country don't appreciate it anymore than those in the city!! Why do people think its alright to live in the country and trash it up?? It brings our property values down too. I don't mean to rant but it pisses me off when you take good care of your property and keep it cleaned up just to have some jacka$$ move in next store and make it his junkyard.......
Step 1: Call the tv show "Hoarders" tell 'em you need hlp ASAP
Step 2: Tell judge you're got this!
Step 3: Profit $$
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Go to court and plead guilty which you are.
Beg the judge to help you do what you are unwilling or unable to do.
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Hey my man I hear you loud and clear. I live out of city limits but in a small community, and we get more of our share of hey, I dont live in town any more, so I can let my dogs run loose, not mow my yard or keep my place, play loud music late at night every night crowd. They do tend to weed themsleves out but trash takes awhile to vacate.
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Sounds like this "recycling" sucks. Another reason not to recycle. Should of put it on the neighbor's curb for trash pickup.
Just be honest, tell the truth and plead guilty. Then, if it's important to you to stack junk in your yard, sell your house and move to the country. But don't buy a house anywhere near mikem1262.
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