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    Saw this on another site and my first thought was "How True."


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    I've gained 10 lbs since I got married 24 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireCop203 View Post
    Saw this on another site and my first thought was "How True."

    Love it, but BB is going to get you for posting that.

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    The more I look at it, I think the ragged looking "married boy" should really read "divorced".

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    That's GREAT and true

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    How true.
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    The married boy pic probably was taken after the first pregnancy.
    "Nuts!" General McAuliffe

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    Quote Originally Posted by peanut View Post
    I've gained 10 lbs since I got married 24 years ago.

    I have some sad news for you.....

    .....my wife and I have been married for almost 44 years.

    When we got married, I weighed about 150 lbs.


    Now...

    ....it's 220.

    Suck it in, Dude!!!!!
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    my favorite weapon for hunting is this:



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    How True...

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    I like chicken breasts large.
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    Back when Minnie Pearl use to have a fried chicken francise in competition with Colonel Sanders... her slogan was that hers was better because she had 'bigger breasts & thighs'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3inSlugger View Post
    I like chicken breasts large.
    Now this is funny

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    ha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerryMiller View Post
    I have some sad news for you.....

    .....my wife and I have been married for almost 44 years.

    When we got married, I weighed about 150 lbs.


    Now...

    ....it's 220.

    Suck it in, Dude!!!!!
    Married five years this October. Then, 212. Now, 152.
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    Sooner State Pawn
    I guess its true that cocks do get smaller and ragged after marriage.
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