the Chickens Don't Lie

[BadgeBunny]

Ha! That ain't right ... GC lives like a king! Some of you guys didn't marry too good ...

[orangeRcode]

I've gained 10 lbs since I got married 24 years ago.

I've gained about 20 lbs since I got married. However, it was badly needed. I'm 6'00" and weighed 140 lbs when we tied the knot back in 92. We won't even mention how much my lovely bride has gained. I don't either because it tends to lead to hard feelings. LOL

[BadgeBunny]

I've gained about 20 lbs since I got married. However, it was badly needed. I'm 6'00" and weighed 140 lbs when we tied the knot back in 92. We won't even mention how much my lovely bride has gained. I don't either because it tends to lead to hard feelings. LOL

I think we all tend to "blossom" after marriage ... especially if it's a happy one ... I do all kinds of things in front of GC that I'd NEVER do in front of another man ... He's not sure that means he's all that lucky LOL but hey!! I'm really, really comfortable in my own skin now!

It's a compliment ... Bwahahahahaha!!

[orangeRcode]

I think we all tend to "blossom" after marriage ... especially if it's a happy one ... I do all kinds of things in front of GC that I'd NEVER do in front of another man ... He's not sure that means he's all that lucky LOL but hey!! I'm really, really comfortable in my own skin now!

It's a compliment ... Bwahahahahaha!!

3 kids and a busy career will do that. She's the same way about being comfortable. When we first got married she wouldn't even go pee with me outside bathroom door (brushing teeth etc) now there's no modesty when it comes to bodily functions. Kinda funny to see how much things have changed.

[okie98]

So true!!!!

[Glocktogo]

I have some sad news for you.....

.....my wife and I have been married for almost 44 years.

When we got married, I weighed about 150 lbs.


Now...

....it's 220.

Suck it in, Dude!!!!!

True. They fatten you up so you can't get away as easy!

[NikatKimber]

[DaveG]

This still has me laughing.

[rings]

Thank God for Divorce!! Greatest thing to ever happy to me...

[HMFIC]

... and there there is the Rock Star with groupies version...

[BadgeBunny]

3 kids and a busy career will do that. She's the same way about being comfortable. When we first got married she wouldn't even go pee with me outside bathroom door (brushing teeth etc) now there's no modesty when it comes to bodily functions. Kinda funny to see how much things have changed.

GC's gonna shoot me but here goes ...

When GC first moved in with me I still had 2 boys at home -- both in high school. GC moved in on a weekend. First Monday (school day) after he moved in, I came home from work at 5:30 and hit the front door stripping clothes off (my usual MO). Headed straight for the bathroom to pee, stripped down to my skivvies. Both boys, who had heard me come through the door, followed me into the bathroom, sat down on the edge of the tub and started telling me about their day like it weren't no thang ...

OK, that's because it weren't no thang to us! ROFLMAO! I'd been a single mom for their entire lifetimes and that was the routine that we had established way back when ... (Believe me, when you have 3 little boys clamoring for your attention you'll give up a LOT of privacy to make sure they feel loved! )

GC just stood in the open bathroom door with his mouth hanging open! LOL IIRC he said something about that not being normal. Oh well ... It was normal to us!!

It took "Mr. Modest" a while to come around, but he follows me into the bathroom all the time now!! ROFLMAO!!

[Boehlertaught]

... and there there is the Rock Star with groupies version...

Look! It's Foghorn Leghorn!

Oh, BB you must have a really big bathroom.