It finally happened. My wife just kicked me out of the house...

[348]

To go buy beer, beef jerky, and slim jims for myself. I have no idea what I'm going to do.



Oh wait, I'm going to buy beer, beef jerky, and slim jims for myself.

[milsurp2.0]

Cruel, man cruel.

[rhodesbe]

To go buy beer, beef jerky, and slim jims for myself. I have no idea what I'm going to do.



Oh wait, I'm going to buy beer, beef jerky, and slim jims for myself.

Be careful of the farts tonight.

[indi]

Don't forget your gun.

[cowboyhaiokc]

It's party time!!!

[HMFIC]

It's a ruse... JP snuck in the back door while you were gone.

[348]

Be careful of the farts tonight.

[DanB]

I would have Spidey senses on high alert when you get back home.

[David2012]

One of my fondest memories as a child was camping with my parents, a roaring fire, and a pot like that full of baked beans, onions, red & green peppers & bacon. Did I mention lots of BACON!!!!!! And brewed ice tea from a metal can.

OP, a good wife is hard to find.... either that or she was just tired of the debate and wanted you out of the house so she could change the channel.

[348]

One of my fondest memories as a child was camping with my parents, a roaring fire, and a pot like that full of baked beans, onions, red & green peppers & bacon. Did I mention lots of BACON!!!!!! And brewed ice tea from a metal can.

That sounds amazing. The joke was that it is a dutch oven for rhodesbe's fart comment. Haha!

[AKguy1985]

Hmmm well, have fun.

[bigchuck83]

i'm a single guy so beer beef jerky and slim jims sounds like a very good meal, if'n i had a woman i'd be asking why those items weren't in the house already.