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Several posts on here lately have made me wonder if anyone besides me has ever made a comment that you regretted but said it without engaging brain.
My worst (or best) was with my 1st wife. We were watching an interview with Rachel Welch. My then wife said " I hope I look as good as her when I'm her age". And without thinking and before I could stop myself, I said " hell, you don't look that good now"!
Anyone else live to tell after making a comment like that?
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this thread is already awesome!
Once, early in our marriage, my wife and I were in a squabble over something, I don't recall what.
She asked me at one point, "Why can't you just try to see this from my perspective?"
My ill chosen repy:
"Because I am not limber enough to get my head that far up my butt."
The conflict escalated at that point.
"I would like to introduce you to my third wife....
but unfortunately, I am still married to my second one."
About 20 years ago, shortly after we went to bed. I was in that relm of, almost exhausted, half asleep but not really awake. I said "you're the best lookin black girl I've ever been with".
It just came out of nowhere and my wife flipped.
2013 sucks. I spilled a gut, lost a nut and broke my heart.
My wife was trying her damndest to lose the baby-weight shortly after our daughter was born, and eventually was skinnier than before the pregnancy, but she made a comment about how her stomach not flattening the way she wanted.....
Me: You look fine *starts singing* "let me see that tootsie roll"
2 hours later, I finally was able to get some sleep, on the couch.
There are so many...I'll have to think on this one awhile and get back to you guys.
"I do" Man I could be a free man, but nooooooo I had to go and fall in love.
It has been my experience that those that vote based on a single issue usually wonder later why there is a bullet hole in their foot.
While I own numerous weapons in numerous calibers,
my favorite weapon for hunting is this:
A few years back my ex-wife and I were at a Christmas party and a friend of hers came up and asked me what I love most in the world, without missing a beat I said "Guns, motorcycles, and tattoos". I had no idea she (my wife at the time) was standing behind me. She brought it up in the divorce 5 years later.
The time I said "Watch this"!!! I've got a few relatives in Southern California, and my relative's kids...my little cousins...love to skateboard.
One time in the Fall, we were visiting and they drained the swimming pool..the younger kids took advantage of this with their skateboards.
Well, watching them, I thought I could do that also. Yea right, me at 48 trying to go up and down the sides of a swimming pool on a skateboard.
No broken bones....but there were a few patches of missing skin, bumps and bruises, bloody nose, and my hurt pride.
Now when I'm getting ready to do something my wife thinks is stupid, all she has to say is..."Remember the watch this episode, you're ready to do that again".
From Zombie to Cohiba:
....I try to ignore you as you are annoying as hell. You can't do anything without posting about it here like it's your journal - or asking what the cool kids use for whatever. Seriously it's pathetic. If I had to choose between being you or being a mall ninja....mall ninja would win. At least then I wouldn't hate myself.
...come to me, I'm a man with the blues.
Dont even remember what was going on, but Im now divorced and My Daughters and I still joke about it from time to time. All I said was " well whoopty frickin DO" and that set her off more than anything else I had ever seen. Learned My lesson.
OH, man. there are soooooooo many.
Probably the worst was when we were single. I was not a commitment kind of person and had no idea what a real relationship was at that time. I said that I could fully understand how someone could get into a really serious argument with their wife right before going on a business trip and then sleep with someone else while they were so mad.
That was 30 years ago and.......
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My wife got PO'ed when I blurted out while she was with her friends: You sure got a purdy mouth! I got the look from hades along with a stinging lecture for the next two hours. She can't take a joke.
Do not make any decisions when you are too hungry, angry, lonely, or tired.
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