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<blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 2624525" data-attributes="member: 26737"><p>I wouldn't cross the street to p!ss on him if he was on fire.</p><p></p><p>Useless as teats on a boar.</p><p></p><p>Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier/sharpest knife in the drawer/sharpest tool in the shed</p><p></p><p>Confused as a baby in a topless bar.</p><p></p><p>Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.</p><p></p><p>Doesn't know whether to s**t, cry, or go blind.</p><p></p><p>More fun than choking chickens. (I first read this one in the centennial edition of <em>The Wall Street Journal</em>, when they admitted to having run that quote on the front page, not realizing what it meant.)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SoonerP226, post: 2624525, member: 26737"] I wouldn't cross the street to p!ss on him if he was on fire. Useless as teats on a boar. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier/sharpest knife in the drawer/sharpest tool in the shed Confused as a baby in a topless bar. Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Doesn't know whether to s**t, cry, or go blind. More fun than choking chickens. (I first read this one in the centennial edition of [I]The Wall Street Journal[/I], when they admitted to having run that quote on the front page, not realizing what it meant.) [/QUOTE]
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