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Cows don't make the best lawn ornaments
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<blockquote data-quote="Neanderthal" data-source="post: 1396791" data-attributes="member: 3746"><p>I haven't gone that far, yet. I have peppered the ass of a few obstinate bull's rears with birdshot though. I wouldn't mind so much a few strays every now and then, but this is a pain in the ass. The worst are some of the bulls, or mothers with cows. I've been charged by them in the yard and that worries me because I have a 9 year old daughter. I will kill one if I have to and have no problems at all doing it. </p><p></p><p> I've had to contact the owner of this cattle several times, they are my most frequent visitors. He's a nice fellow and offers to make amends. </p><p></p><p> My wife keeps hinting around that she wants a sexy new fence up out front. I think I'll go the extra mile and refence the whole place...hmm..wonder how hard it is to install a cattle-guard?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Neanderthal, post: 1396791, member: 3746"] I haven't gone that far, yet. I have peppered the ass of a few obstinate bull's rears with birdshot though. I wouldn't mind so much a few strays every now and then, but this is a pain in the ass. The worst are some of the bulls, or mothers with cows. I've been charged by them in the yard and that worries me because I have a 9 year old daughter. I will kill one if I have to and have no problems at all doing it. I've had to contact the owner of this cattle several times, they are my most frequent visitors. He's a nice fellow and offers to make amends. My wife keeps hinting around that she wants a sexy new fence up out front. I think I'll go the extra mile and refence the whole place...hmm..wonder how hard it is to install a cattle-guard? [/QUOTE]
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