I think I peed a little bit from laughing so hard!!!
... and I was even considering offering her a job right before this little tidbit:
unknown intsant vomiting.
In all seriousness, This woman joined the board with the intent of telling us all off. The irony is that she believes telling us all that we're horrible and the reason for babies dying will get us to agree with her point of view or understand her own personal plight.