And of the many many many threads about this latest super controversial subject, I saw ONE reliable person saying that they witnessed firsthand an actual cranky Cooter (who is a real person and not a troll) outraging about her dancing, and it was on some small town board nobody outside of Somnambulist County Iowa has ever heard of.
Seriously, I LOL'd. Good post Dave.
I see the completely misleading and politically charged link headlines on the news aggregates and just shake my head. They're not worth the .0005 of a calorie necessary to click on the link. They're the electronic version of bird cage linings.