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<blockquote data-quote="DrinkYourMilkshake" data-source="post: 2731452" data-attributes="member: 37041"><p>I had the pleasure of working a field assignment in nah lens some years ago. One of the guys I went to lunch with daily told me a variation of this one while we ate a fried oyster poboy back in this little swamp shack they called a lunch kitchen. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Boudreaux lived across the bayou from Clarence, who Boudreaux did not like.</p><p>There was no bridge or other easy way to cross the bayou so the two would argue by yelling across the bayou.</p><p></p><p>Boudreaux would often yell across the bayou to Clarence, "Clarence, if I had a way to cross dat bayou, I would come beat you up!".</p><p></p><p>The threats continued for many years.</p><p></p><p>One day the state built a bridge across the Bayou.</p><p></p><p>Soon after the bridge was built, Boudreaux's wife, Clotile, says "Boudreaux, you've been talking about going across dat bayou to beat up Clarence all dese years. Now that they have dat bridge, what are you waiting for?"</p><p></p><p>So Boudreaux decided it was time to go see Clarence, so he started walking down to the bridge.</p><p></p><p>Just as he was getting ready to cross the bridge, he looks up at the sign on the bridge, reads it, and goes back home.</p><p></p><p>When Boudreaux gets home, Clotile asks "Mais, Boudreaux, did you go beat up Clarence?"</p><p></p><p>Boudreaux said, "Mais no Clotile, dat sign on dat bridge says 'Clearance 13 feet 3 inches'. Mais, Clotile, Clarence don't look dat big from across de bayou!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DrinkYourMilkshake, post: 2731452, member: 37041"] I had the pleasure of working a field assignment in nah lens some years ago. One of the guys I went to lunch with daily told me a variation of this one while we ate a fried oyster poboy back in this little swamp shack they called a lunch kitchen. Boudreaux lived across the bayou from Clarence, who Boudreaux did not like. There was no bridge or other easy way to cross the bayou so the two would argue by yelling across the bayou. Boudreaux would often yell across the bayou to Clarence, "Clarence, if I had a way to cross dat bayou, I would come beat you up!". The threats continued for many years. One day the state built a bridge across the Bayou. Soon after the bridge was built, Boudreaux's wife, Clotile, says "Boudreaux, you've been talking about going across dat bayou to beat up Clarence all dese years. Now that they have dat bridge, what are you waiting for?" So Boudreaux decided it was time to go see Clarence, so he started walking down to the bridge. Just as he was getting ready to cross the bridge, he looks up at the sign on the bridge, reads it, and goes back home. When Boudreaux gets home, Clotile asks "Mais, Boudreaux, did you go beat up Clarence?" Boudreaux said, "Mais no Clotile, dat sign on dat bridge says 'Clearance 13 feet 3 inches'. Mais, Clotile, Clarence don't look dat big from across de bayou!" [/QUOTE]
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