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<blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 2731578" data-attributes="member: 26737"><p>It's just after closing time, and an old Cajun who's just spent too much time and money in the local bar is taking a shortcut through the cemetery. It had been raining earlier in the evening (when decent people were already in bed), and his less than sober condition isn't helping. As he's stumbling and sliding through the plots, he comes upon a freshly dug grave, awaiting a burial the next morning, and, as expected, he falls in.</p><p></p><p>He tries to stand up and climb his way out of the hole, but isn't able to stand, let alone climb, so he lies back down and starts to cry, "Hep me! I'm cold! Hep me, I'm cold!"</p><p></p><p>This draws the attention of another late-night rambler, none other than Boudreaux. Being slightly less inebriated and slightly more sure of foot, he picks his way thorough the headstones, growing ever closer to the source of the sound.</p><p></p><p>"Hep me! I'm cold! Hep me, I'm cold!"</p><p></p><p>Finally, Boudreaux reaches the open pit, and in the shadows sees the form of a man lying on the ground.</p><p></p><p>"Hep me! I'm cold! Hep me, I'm cold!"</p><p></p><p>"Of course you are! You done kicked all your dirt off!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SoonerP226, post: 2731578, member: 26737"] It's just after closing time, and an old Cajun who's just spent too much time and money in the local bar is taking a shortcut through the cemetery. It had been raining earlier in the evening (when decent people were already in bed), and his less than sober condition isn't helping. As he's stumbling and sliding through the plots, he comes upon a freshly dug grave, awaiting a burial the next morning, and, as expected, he falls in. He tries to stand up and climb his way out of the hole, but isn't able to stand, let alone climb, so he lies back down and starts to cry, "Hep me! I'm cold! Hep me, I'm cold!" This draws the attention of another late-night rambler, none other than Boudreaux. Being slightly less inebriated and slightly more sure of foot, he picks his way thorough the headstones, growing ever closer to the source of the sound. "Hep me! I'm cold! Hep me, I'm cold!" Finally, Boudreaux reaches the open pit, and in the shadows sees the form of a man lying on the ground. "Hep me! I'm cold! Hep me, I'm cold!" "Of course you are! You done kicked all your dirt off!" [/QUOTE]
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