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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 3994176" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p>I got my Law Enforcement degree in Alva at NWOSU. While there, I, of course, knew most of the local law enforcement and spent time with them as much as I could.</p><p></p><p>A friend of mine was a jailer dispatcher for Woods County. I was sitting with him one Halloween night helping to handle the phones and the teletype while he took care of the units in the field.</p><p></p><p>It was about 1900 and almost dark outside when Ted, (can't remember his last name) the undersheriff called in.</p><p></p><p>He said, "Two sheriff's office."</p><p></p><p>My friend, "Go ahead Two."</p><p></p><p>"Two S O, ahhh, I just left my house headed west and you had better send me another unit. I have about 20 kids with<em><strong> thunk, splat, thwak, thud, splat, poooot, splat, thud, sploot, splat, thwak</strong></em>. . . . . .eggs."</p><p></p><p>(Total silence on the radio)</p><p></p><p>"Two sheriff's office."</p><p></p><p>By this time we are on the floor laughing our asses off.</p><p></p><p>My friend in the most professional tone he could muster after that, "Go ahead two."</p><p></p><p>"Ahhh two S O . . . . do you have any quarters?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 3994176, member: 44288"] I got my Law Enforcement degree in Alva at NWOSU. While there, I, of course, knew most of the local law enforcement and spent time with them as much as I could. A friend of mine was a jailer dispatcher for Woods County. I was sitting with him one Halloween night helping to handle the phones and the teletype while he took care of the units in the field. It was about 1900 and almost dark outside when Ted, (can't remember his last name) the undersheriff called in. He said, "Two sheriff's office." My friend, "Go ahead Two." "Two S O, ahhh, I just left my house headed west and you had better send me another unit. I have about 20 kids with[I][B] thunk, splat, thwak, thud, splat, poooot, splat, thud, sploot, splat, thwak[/B][/I]. . . . . .eggs." (Total silence on the radio) "Two sheriff's office." By this time we are on the floor laughing our asses off. My friend in the most professional tone he could muster after that, "Go ahead two." "Ahhh two S O . . . . do you have any quarters?" [/QUOTE]
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