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<blockquote data-quote="RickN" data-source="post: 1510512" data-attributes="member: 8854"><p>I married a saint this time. She puts up with all my bad jokes.</p><p></p><p>At the grocery buying some milk: Sacker, "Like a bag for that?" </p><p>Me pointing at wife, "No I brought my own." </p><p></p><p>At the grocery again and the wife just threatened me for some smart a$$ comment I made. I say more then loud enough for everyone on the isle to hear, "please don't beat me anymore, I will be good!!!"</p><p></p><p>She works days while I work nights, and if she has had a really rough day I tuck her into bed. One night after watching Big Bang Theory I reach under the covers and start stroking her while singing, "Soft Kitty, warm kitty" She was laughing to hard to hit me.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RickN, post: 1510512, member: 8854"] I married a saint this time. She puts up with all my bad jokes. At the grocery buying some milk: Sacker, "Like a bag for that?" Me pointing at wife, "No I brought my own." At the grocery again and the wife just threatened me for some smart a$$ comment I made. I say more then loud enough for everyone on the isle to hear, "please don't beat me anymore, I will be good!!!" She works days while I work nights, and if she has had a really rough day I tuck her into bed. One night after watching Big Bang Theory I reach under the covers and start stroking her while singing, "Soft Kitty, warm kitty" She was laughing to hard to hit me. [/QUOTE]
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