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<blockquote data-quote="Stephen Cue" data-source="post: 2654593" data-attributes="member: 3008"><p>Speaking of outrunning a bear. I tease my wife that on the outset of any apocalyptic/dystopian crisis that I am just prepared to die. I call it 'Eatin by the bear'</p><p></p><p>I tell her I have made peace with the fact that we as a family unit will not be battling in a holocaustic situation, zombie attack, post nuclear drama.</p><p></p><p>My wife, bless her heart would not be, at this time, an able aide in a time of life threatening crisis such as those. We have 3 daughters and say a situation broke out and I told her, " Babe, grab the shotgun or the AK and man the back door!" or "Take the kids and your pistol and bunker down in the basement".</p><p></p><p>I joke with my wife that in those situations, she would be saying "what is it? ... whats going on? ... what are you doing? ... what are you saying?"</p><p></p><p>I would get 50 questions and have to explain every detail before she made a move. so for that, Im not going to fight, Im ok with just saying "right here Zombie, me first" LOL!</p><p></p><p>Of course she gets mad and says Im mean. I then say ok, heres an analogic premise:</p><p></p><p>We are camping (to which she says "that wont happen, I don't camp") I say bear with me. We are camping, when all of a sudden all five of us are being chased by a massive hungry menacing bear. It chases us to a big deep ravine, only way across is to walk on an old tree trunk straddled from one side to the other, what do you do?</p><p></p><p>She says "Hmm, I don't know!" To which I respond with "See, that's what I am prepared to get eatin by the bear. She said why is that?</p><p></p><p>If you are being chased by a massive hungry bear and have to make a decision to cross a ravine on a narrow log and you hesitate? Youll be eatin by the bear.</p><p></p><p>I use that now and then when a situation arises where she gets stressed and hesitates. I say "Eatin by the bear". To which she then says "shut up *******"</p><p></p><p>LOLOLOLOL!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Stephen Cue, post: 2654593, member: 3008"] Speaking of outrunning a bear. I tease my wife that on the outset of any apocalyptic/dystopian crisis that I am just prepared to die. I call it 'Eatin by the bear' I tell her I have made peace with the fact that we as a family unit will not be battling in a holocaustic situation, zombie attack, post nuclear drama. My wife, bless her heart would not be, at this time, an able aide in a time of life threatening crisis such as those. We have 3 daughters and say a situation broke out and I told her, " Babe, grab the shotgun or the AK and man the back door!" or "Take the kids and your pistol and bunker down in the basement". I joke with my wife that in those situations, she would be saying "what is it? ... whats going on? ... what are you doing? ... what are you saying?" I would get 50 questions and have to explain every detail before she made a move. so for that, Im not going to fight, Im ok with just saying "right here Zombie, me first" LOL! Of course she gets mad and says Im mean. I then say ok, heres an analogic premise: We are camping (to which she says "that wont happen, I don't camp") I say bear with me. We are camping, when all of a sudden all five of us are being chased by a massive hungry menacing bear. It chases us to a big deep ravine, only way across is to walk on an old tree trunk straddled from one side to the other, what do you do? She says "Hmm, I don't know!" To which I respond with "See, that's what I am prepared to get eatin by the bear. She said why is that? If you are being chased by a massive hungry bear and have to make a decision to cross a ravine on a narrow log and you hesitate? Youll be eatin by the bear. I use that now and then when a situation arises where she gets stressed and hesitates. I say "Eatin by the bear". To which she then says "shut up *******" LOLOLOLOL!!!! [/QUOTE]
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