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<blockquote data-quote="Glock &#039;em down" data-source="post: 1739340" data-attributes="member: 684"><p>Aw, come on now! Lets see you and them girls you're always talkin' about! <img src="/images/smilies/naughty.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":naughty:" title="Naughty :naughty:" data-shortname=":naughty:" /></p><p></p><p>Which reminds me of a joke.</p><p></p><p><strong>PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS PATTI. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU LONG TIME!</strong> <img src="/images/smilies/image351.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":kiss:" title="Image351 :kiss:" data-shortname=":kiss:" /></p><p></p><p>A New Jersey man and a woman just get back from a vacation in Texas.</p><p></p><p>While they were there, the man bought a pair of cowboy boots.</p><p></p><p>To start a little sumpin' sumpin' up with his bride, he strips off buck nekid, all except for his new cowboy boots and strolls into the living room where his wife is reading a book.</p><p></p><p>The wife looks at his nakedness and sees the boots. She then looks at his limp member and asks, "what's wrong with your little friend there?"</p><p></p><p>In his best Texas drawl, the man replies, "nuthin' ma'am...he's just admirin' mah new boots!"</p><p></p><p>The wife, also attempting to sound like a native Texan answers back, "well pardner, maybe insteada them thar boots, you shoulda bought a hat!" </p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/pms2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":pms2:" title="Pms2 :pms2:" data-shortname=":pms2:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Glock 'em down, post: 1739340, member: 684"] Aw, come on now! Lets see you and them girls you're always talkin' about! :naughty: Which reminds me of a joke. [B]PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS PATTI. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU LONG TIME![/B] :kiss: A New Jersey man and a woman just get back from a vacation in Texas. While they were there, the man bought a pair of cowboy boots. To start a little sumpin' sumpin' up with his bride, he strips off buck nekid, all except for his new cowboy boots and strolls into the living room where his wife is reading a book. The wife looks at his nakedness and sees the boots. She then looks at his limp member and asks, "what's wrong with your little friend there?" In his best Texas drawl, the man replies, "nuthin' ma'am...he's just admirin' mah new boots!" The wife, also attempting to sound like a native Texan answers back, "well pardner, maybe insteada them thar boots, you shoulda bought a hat!" :pms2: [/QUOTE]
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