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<blockquote data-quote="been" data-source="post: 2584510" data-attributes="member: 19006"><p>How **** becomes policy </p><p></p><p>In the beginning was the Plan. </p><p>And then came the Assumptions. </p><p>And the Assumptions were without form. </p><p>And the Plan was without substance. </p><p>And darkness was upon the face of the Sailors. </p><p>And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of ****, and it stinks." </p><p>And the Sailors went unto their LPOs and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell. </p><p>And the LPOs went unto their Chiefs, saying, "It is a container of the excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." </p><p>And the Chiefs went unto their DIVOs, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." </p><p>And the DIVOs spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful." </p><p>And the XO went to the CO, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the ship with very powerful effects." </p><p>And the CO looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. </p><p>And the Plan became Policy.</p><p>And that is how **** Becomes Policy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="been, post: 2584510, member: 19006"] How **** becomes policy In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Sailors. And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of ****, and it stinks." And the Sailors went unto their LPOs and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell. And the LPOs went unto their Chiefs, saying, "It is a container of the excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Chiefs went unto their DIVOs, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the DIVOs spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful." And the XO went to the CO, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the ship with very powerful effects." And the CO looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. And that is how **** Becomes Policy. [/QUOTE]
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