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<blockquote data-quote="Pulp" data-source="post: 2163328" data-attributes="member: 14195"><p>Many years ago my brother was an investigator for the Madison County DA in Huntsville, AL. A secretery was driving to work one morning and stopped a a red light. A guy in the left turn lane raised up in his seat and shook his junk at her, the arrow turned green and he drove off. She got his license and turned him in when she got to work. It goes to trial. She is on the witness stand:</p><p></p><p>DA "Have you ever seen a nude man before?"</p><p>Woman "Yes"</p><p>DA "Do you know the difference between sexually aroused man and one not aroused?"</p><p>Woman "Yes"</p><p>DA "Was the defendant sexually aroused?"</p><p>Woman "Yes"</p><p>DA "Can you describe it?"</p><p>Woman "What do you mean?"</p><p>DA "Well, small, medium or large?"</p><p>The woman holds her hands about a foot apart and says, "Small"</p><p></p><p>Judge had to call recess, and ran out of the courtroom. It was about 15 minutes before order was finally restored.</p><p></p><p>For years co-workers would walk by her desk and ask, "What is your definition of large?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pulp, post: 2163328, member: 14195"] Many years ago my brother was an investigator for the Madison County DA in Huntsville, AL. A secretery was driving to work one morning and stopped a a red light. A guy in the left turn lane raised up in his seat and shook his junk at her, the arrow turned green and he drove off. She got his license and turned him in when she got to work. It goes to trial. She is on the witness stand: DA "Have you ever seen a nude man before?" Woman "Yes" DA "Do you know the difference between sexually aroused man and one not aroused?" Woman "Yes" DA "Was the defendant sexually aroused?" Woman "Yes" DA "Can you describe it?" Woman "What do you mean?" DA "Well, small, medium or large?" The woman holds her hands about a foot apart and says, "Small" Judge had to call recess, and ran out of the courtroom. It was about 15 minutes before order was finally restored. For years co-workers would walk by her desk and ask, "What is your definition of large?" [/QUOTE]
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