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<blockquote data-quote="rockchalk06" data-source="post: 3541474" data-attributes="member: 40794"><p>At my old PD, we had this unisex single stall bathroom right around the corner of dispatch. Door didn't lock and when you were dropping the Browns off, you could hear everything with the paper thin walls. </p><p></p><p>We used to keep a drawer full of the bottle rockets the officers would take from the kids in town.</p><p></p><p>0300, slow night, I hear my Sgt. walk in and start singing while doing his business. I broke a stick off of said bottle rocket. Lit said bottle rocket. Opened the door, tossed said bottle rocket into the stall and hauled ass back into dispatch. You would have that Little Richard was in that bathroom. My Sgt. came running out with a giant hole in the bottom of his drawers!</p><p></p><p>Seems in my frantic light and toss not wanting to blow my hand off, I channeled my inner Jordan and it landed right in the pants/undies area.</p><p></p><p>I got yelled at a little and threated with bodily harm, but the worst part was they stole my stash of ammo.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rockchalk06, post: 3541474, member: 40794"] At my old PD, we had this unisex single stall bathroom right around the corner of dispatch. Door didn't lock and when you were dropping the Browns off, you could hear everything with the paper thin walls. We used to keep a drawer full of the bottle rockets the officers would take from the kids in town. 0300, slow night, I hear my Sgt. walk in and start singing while doing his business. I broke a stick off of said bottle rocket. Lit said bottle rocket. Opened the door, tossed said bottle rocket into the stall and hauled ass back into dispatch. You would have that Little Richard was in that bathroom. My Sgt. came running out with a giant hole in the bottom of his drawers! Seems in my frantic light and toss not wanting to blow my hand off, I channeled my inner Jordan and it landed right in the pants/undies area. I got yelled at a little and threated with bodily harm, but the worst part was they stole my stash of ammo. [/QUOTE]
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