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<blockquote data-quote="John6185" data-source="post: 3541519" data-attributes="member: 25679"><p>When I was stationed at Zaragoza AB Spain, we had someone from the base radio station ask us if we had someone we could nominate for "Person of The Day." Well, we decided Joe was the guy and we made up a lot of false info on him, he was studying for his Masters degree, teaching girl scouts first aid and a whole lot of other fake info. This Person of The Day was broadcast every day at 1600 on Armed Forces Radio. When he heard of what we done and his friends complimenting him on all the good he did, he was not just embarrassed but mad. So we said we'd make it right and have the correct information broadcast. So we went to County Cal at the Zaragoza radio station and had hm do a blurb on a cassette. It said, that Joe wasn't really studying for his Masters but had a good start of his GED, he really wasn't teaching girl Scouts first aid but loved to eat Brownies etc, etc. As I said, every day at 1600. So at 1600 hrs he was walking into the office and we had a cassette player and put it on and he thought it was broadcast all over the base and he was hanging his head and holding his face in his hands in shame. We all laughed at him and told him what we'd done and he was relieved and actually asked for the cassette which we gave him. I've never forgotten that joke and in the military we did many more good and bad. One time this guy had a a sort of OD colored Nissan station wagon and we went to shipping and crating and stenciled out "For Unofficial Use Only" and placed it on the doors of his car and smeared paste wax over the stencil and removed it. For Unofficial Use Only was perfect! He thought we painted it on and was upset but when we told him it was wax he laughed and later told us his friends always commented on the stencil work. Then there is the time sis-in-law came over because they lost power due to an ice storm and she was taking a shower and I would go out in the garage and shut off the hot water momentarily...you should have heard the screams!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="John6185, post: 3541519, member: 25679"] When I was stationed at Zaragoza AB Spain, we had someone from the base radio station ask us if we had someone we could nominate for "Person of The Day." Well, we decided Joe was the guy and we made up a lot of false info on him, he was studying for his Masters degree, teaching girl scouts first aid and a whole lot of other fake info. This Person of The Day was broadcast every day at 1600 on Armed Forces Radio. When he heard of what we done and his friends complimenting him on all the good he did, he was not just embarrassed but mad. So we said we'd make it right and have the correct information broadcast. So we went to County Cal at the Zaragoza radio station and had hm do a blurb on a cassette. It said, that Joe wasn't really studying for his Masters but had a good start of his GED, he really wasn't teaching girl Scouts first aid but loved to eat Brownies etc, etc. As I said, every day at 1600. So at 1600 hrs he was walking into the office and we had a cassette player and put it on and he thought it was broadcast all over the base and he was hanging his head and holding his face in his hands in shame. We all laughed at him and told him what we'd done and he was relieved and actually asked for the cassette which we gave him. I've never forgotten that joke and in the military we did many more good and bad. One time this guy had a a sort of OD colored Nissan station wagon and we went to shipping and crating and stenciled out "For Unofficial Use Only" and placed it on the doors of his car and smeared paste wax over the stencil and removed it. For Unofficial Use Only was perfect! He thought we painted it on and was upset but when we told him it was wax he laughed and later told us his friends always commented on the stencil work. Then there is the time sis-in-law came over because they lost power due to an ice storm and she was taking a shower and I would go out in the garage and shut off the hot water momentarily...you should have heard the screams! [/QUOTE]
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