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<blockquote data-quote="Pokinfun" data-source="post: 2138213" data-attributes="member: 28113"><p>I am pretty, </p><p>I am fine,</p><p>I think of mullets all the time.</p><p></p><p>by Thomas Owen L.</p><p></p><p>"Friday Night Mullet Style"</p><p></p><p></p><p>A frehly cut flat top on my head </p><p>a permed mullet on my neck </p><p>A waxed Camaro in my driveway </p><p>$250.00 on my last check </p><p></p><p>Old Milwaukee in the fridge </p><p>and a nickel bag of weed </p><p>Oh yeah! it's Friday night </p><p>Let the good times roll indeed! </p><p></p><p>Picked up some girls from the county fair </p><p>you know they can't resist </p><p>My Camaro, my flat top, my mullet with a twist </p><p></p><p>We went back to my place </p><p>where we listened to Ozzy all night </p><p>Just tokin' and smokin' </p><p>yeah we're feeling alright! </p><p></p><p>Got a little action from a girl </p><p>with a Def Leppard shirt and big hair </p><p>Didn't practice safe sex, cause I just don't care </p><p></p><p>It was time for her to go </p><p>as night broke into dawn </p><p>after stroking my mullet and itching my crotch </p><p>I threw up the devil horns and said, "Rock on!" </p><p></p><p>Well the weekend is over </p><p>yes it's come to a close </p><p>Next weekend's checklist: </p><p>Cut my mullet, beer, weed, Ozzy, and big haired hoes. </p><p></p><p>-- JW</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pokinfun, post: 2138213, member: 28113"] I am pretty, I am fine, I think of mullets all the time. by Thomas Owen L. "Friday Night Mullet Style" A frehly cut flat top on my head a permed mullet on my neck A waxed Camaro in my driveway $250.00 on my last check Old Milwaukee in the fridge and a nickel bag of weed Oh yeah! it's Friday night Let the good times roll indeed! Picked up some girls from the county fair you know they can't resist My Camaro, my flat top, my mullet with a twist We went back to my place where we listened to Ozzy all night Just tokin' and smokin' yeah we're feeling alright! Got a little action from a girl with a Def Leppard shirt and big hair Didn't practice safe sex, cause I just don't care It was time for her to go as night broke into dawn after stroking my mullet and itching my crotch I threw up the devil horns and said, "Rock on!" Well the weekend is over yes it's come to a close Next weekend's checklist: Cut my mullet, beer, weed, Ozzy, and big haired hoes. -- JW [/QUOTE]
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