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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 1596491" data-attributes="member: 2550"><p>Of course...<u>Don't squat with your spurs on.</u></p><p></p><p>My wife uses these phrases on me....when I hear the first one...she found out I broke something, bought something, or tried to hide something from her. Again, when I hear this....I had better go to the cigar store or gun range!!</p><p></p><p><u>HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!</u></p><p></p><p>My wife heard Loretta Lynn sing the song..<u>You Ain't Woman Enough( To Take My Man).</u></p><p></p><p>When she heard about half of that song she made up a new phrase and substitued her phrase...so now if and when she hears that song she sings...<u><em>You Ain't STUPID Enough To Take My Man</em></u>...That's a slam one me!!!!!</p><p></p><p>My wife really likes to tease me..when I bring work from home or I'm thinking about the next days work.</p><p>She'll ask me what I'm so in thought about, I'll reply that <u><em>I have a lot on my mind</em></u>.</p><p>My wife will say...<em><u>Your brain isn't big enough to have a lot on your mind</u></em>.....?????</p><p></p><p>Just kiddin' around!!!</p><p></p><p>Cohiba</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 1596491, member: 2550"] Of course...[U]Don't squat with your spurs on.[/U] My wife uses these phrases on me....when I hear the first one...she found out I broke something, bought something, or tried to hide something from her. Again, when I hear this....I had better go to the cigar store or gun range!! [U]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!![/U] My wife heard Loretta Lynn sing the song..[U]You Ain't Woman Enough( To Take My Man).[/U] When she heard about half of that song she made up a new phrase and substitued her phrase...so now if and when she hears that song she sings...[U][I]You Ain't STUPID Enough To Take My Man[/I][/U]...That's a slam one me!!!!! My wife really likes to tease me..when I bring work from home or I'm thinking about the next days work. She'll ask me what I'm so in thought about, I'll reply that [U][I]I have a lot on my mind[/I][/U]. My wife will say...[I][U]Your brain isn't big enough to have a lot on your mind[/U][/I].....????? Just kiddin' around!!! Cohiba [/QUOTE]
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