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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 4213085" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p>After one particularly bad meal at the college cafeteria, we super glued the plate, cup and utensils to the tray and then placed it on the cleaning conveyor belt.</p><p></p><p>A day later, they had it screwed to the cafe wall above the belt with a note stating these are the only items to go through the cleaning.</p><p>----------------------</p><p>My sheriff lived at the jail in an apartment sharing a wall with the drunk tank. One night, the trooper brought in 15 drunk Indians for DUI and Public Drunk. Abut 2 am they all decided to have a pow wow singing and beating on the metal bunks.</p><p></p><p>HA YA HA HA YA HA YA HA YA ! BOOM boom boom boom, - BOOM boom boom boom.</p><p></p><p>The sheriff, in his pj's, walks into my dispatch area, rubbing his eyes asked me if I had tried to shut them up. I said I had tried everything but MACE. He asked me if I still had the three Black Cat fireworks I took off one of them during my search. I said, yes and reached into my drawer to get them. He went over to his desk to get a lighter and went to the drunk tank door. This is a solid metal door with a 6X6 peephole and locking cover. </p><p></p><p>He opens the peephole cover and screams, "YOU DAMN DRUNK SOB'S SHUT THE EFF UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS!</p><p></p><p>HA YA HA HA YA HA YA HA YA ! BOOM boom boom boom, - BOOM boom boom boom.</p><p></p><p>He lights the Black Cats and throws them in through the peephole and slams the cover.</p><p></p><p>BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!</p><p></p><p>He opens the peephole again and screams, "SHOOT HIM AGAIN, HE'S STILL MOVIN!"</p><p></p><p>Silence</p><p></p><p>He grins at me and goes back to bed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 4213085, member: 44288"] After one particularly bad meal at the college cafeteria, we super glued the plate, cup and utensils to the tray and then placed it on the cleaning conveyor belt. A day later, they had it screwed to the cafe wall above the belt with a note stating these are the only items to go through the cleaning. ---------------------- My sheriff lived at the jail in an apartment sharing a wall with the drunk tank. One night, the trooper brought in 15 drunk Indians for DUI and Public Drunk. Abut 2 am they all decided to have a pow wow singing and beating on the metal bunks. HA YA HA HA YA HA YA HA YA ! BOOM boom boom boom, - BOOM boom boom boom. The sheriff, in his pj's, walks into my dispatch area, rubbing his eyes asked me if I had tried to shut them up. I said I had tried everything but MACE. He asked me if I still had the three Black Cat fireworks I took off one of them during my search. I said, yes and reached into my drawer to get them. He went over to his desk to get a lighter and went to the drunk tank door. This is a solid metal door with a 6X6 peephole and locking cover. He opens the peephole cover and screams, "YOU DAMN DRUNK SOB'S SHUT THE EFF UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS! HA YA HA HA YA HA YA HA YA ! BOOM boom boom boom, - BOOM boom boom boom. He lights the Black Cats and throws them in through the peephole and slams the cover. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! He opens the peephole again and screams, "SHOOT HIM AGAIN, HE'S STILL MOVIN!" Silence He grins at me and goes back to bed. [/QUOTE]
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