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i have no clue, google didnt know lol.

"This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog *******. I asked myself, "Who would slow roast a dog's ******* and feed it to me?" You would. "
 

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Boxer Santaros: "My character, he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global deceleration. The rotation of the Earth is slowing down at a rate of point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero six miles per hour each day, disrupting the chemical equilibrium in the human brain, causing very irrational criminal behavior."
Roland Taverner: "How does he stop the global deceleration?"
Boxer Santaros: "Oh, he can't stop it. There is no stopping what can't be stopped. Only God can stop it. "
Krysta Now: "But The New York Times said: "God is dead."
Boxer Santaros: "So in the end, I die in a very tragic downtown shootout while whispering my theory to Dr. Muriel Fox, the oceanography disaster specialist.
Krysta Now: Astrophysicist!"
Boxer Santaros: "The oceanography disaster specialist... sweetheart. My character - his name is Jericho Kane."
 

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The Replacements

This one should be easy: "ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!"

Dog Day Afternoon???



Terry Hoitz: What is this?
Allen Gamble: Its my car, Its a Prius.
Terry Hoitz: I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.

Radio Dispatch: We found your stolen Prius, it was voting for Ralph Nader.
 

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