I read a story (and this was a long time ago) about a guy who fell off the roof of a second story house and broke his leg. He was trying to look through the window of a woman he was really concerned about. Did you know that some people SOME PEOPLE will throw you in jail for that? Throw you in jail when you were only trying to do the right thing?
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The wingspan is not sufficiently wide enough to create airlift and get this thing off the ground so one of two things has to happen. (1) A longer runway needs to be built and (2) put wheels on the thing! Either way the Wright Brothers will be entertained...
After I grew up I found that I wasn't wanted-they changed birth certificates on me as a baby and when I applied for Social Security they told me I wasn't old enough and my birthday was on the wrong date...so I moved and my mother doesn't beat my dad anymore! Hey, don't blame me, other posts are crazy also!
After I grew up I found that I wasn't wanted-they changed birth certificates on me as a baby and when I applied for Social Security they told me I wasn't old enough and my birthday was on the wrong date...so I moved and my mother doesn't beat my dad anymore! Hey, don't blame me, other posts are crazy also!
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Now, according to my Mom, this is a true story. We went vacationing somewhere when I was a toddler that had some bottomless pits in the area. I had wandered off somewhere and they had the "authorities - i.e. Rangers, park personnel, whatever" and others in the area out hunting me. When I was found, they asked me what I was doing.
I showed them my rubber knife and said I was out bear hunting.
Apparently, the bears didn't want to have anything to do with me.
I showed them my rubber knife and said I was out bear hunting.
Apparently, the bears didn't want to have anything to do with me.
Could be. Both ended up in Jail. Ha.
Wait?!?!?!? Dr. PHIL has been in jail. Huh. And here all this time I just thought he was a pompous ass.
What was he arrested for?
Not Dr. Phil. Phil Spector although sometimes I think Dr. Phil should get arrested when my wife makes me watch 4 show in a row.
Hehe, no kiddin' ... overuse of those good ol' boy Texas sayings alone should be worth a night or two in jail.
Kind of like Paula Dean. I was in Savannah, before she got in trouble, and everyone said her accent got stronger the more famous she became.Hehe, no kiddin' ... overuse of those good ol' boy Texas sayings alone should be worth a night or two in jail.
They also hated her (the locals) because she stole all of her recipes from the lady that gave her a job.
I did eat at her restaurant and it was great. But hell, you cook everything in fat and butter and you damn right it will taste great.
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