How To Pick Up Women

[John6185]

i read this the other day:
It’s 100% guaranteed to work.
A guy goes to the ATM and rummages through the discarded print out slips and only picks only the slips with $10,000 or more balance. Then when he goes out and meets a gal he pulls out one of those slips and writes his phone number on the back and gives it to the girl.
They call every time,

 

[KOPBET]

I'm SOL...

 

[Dave70968]

Lift with your legs, not your back.

 

[Fyrtwuck]

I can’t imagine a woman being influenced by how much a man has in the bank.

 

[Annie]

And people wonder why I sit with my back to the wall, facing the door and glare at anyone who makes eye contact while I'm drinking my one and only scotch -- before I leave alone. LOL

 

[Ignored Member]

She may call, but you won't make it through the first date when you pull up in that 98' Civic.

 

[SdoubleA]

I can’t imagine a woman being influenced by how much a man has in the bank.

It is not how much y'all have in the bank......it is what y'all does with it.

 

[aarondhgraham]

So, this 65 year old guy was working out at the gym,,,
When a beautiful young woman came in to exercise.

He called the trainer over and asked him,,,
"What machine should I use to impress that beauty?"

The trainer looked him in the eye and said,,,
"The ATM in the lobby."

Aarond

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[Judi]

....well....maybe I should head down to the "free clinic" ....and find some STD test ...that are positive, and write my phone number on the back ...just in case someone lays one of those on me....

 

[}BuLL]

....well....maybe I should head down to the "free clinic" ....and find some STD test ...that are positive, and write my phone number on the back ...just in case someone lays one of those on me....

Pun intended