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When I woke up I had the worst gas of my entire life.

I've heard other people say the same thing, so it makes me wonder. After that real thorough ahem "cleansing," how can you possibly trust a fart?
I'm thinking I'll still be kind of out of it and all of a sudden realize that I'm feeling gassy.

P.S. -- Everybody I've talked to says just do it, for the reasons mentioned in this thread.
 

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they won't release you until they hear a THUNDER BLAT , i think they inflate the bowel so they can see it all, and they want to hear the ginormous fart
 

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I've heard other people say the same thing, so it makes me wonder. After that real thorough ahem "cleansing," how can you possibly trust a fart?
I'm thinking I'll still be kind of out of it and all of a sudden realize that I'm feeling gassy.

P.S. -- Everybody I've talked to says just do it, for the reasons mentioned in this thread.

Never had that issue, although mine didn't follow the normal of most in the prep part.
As stated in an earlier post, the Dr at SW Medical Center has a kit you buy where you mix some stuff with a lemonade like powder. It tastes good, not nasty like the other folks reported. During the day, you eat soup, and some crackers so your not starving.
If you want a non miserable experience go with this guy.
 

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I've heard other people say the same thing, so it makes me wonder. After that real thorough ahem "cleansing," how can you possibly trust a fart? YOU CAN'T, NOT FOR AWHILE; LIKE SEVERAL DAYS ANYWAY. I HAD MINE DONE TWO DAYS AGO AND I'M STILL SUFFERING FROM RESIDUAL "FALLOUT".

I'm thinking I'll still be kind of out of it and all of a sudden realize that I'm feeling gassy... DO.NOT.TRUST.FART! I repeat: DO.NOT.TRUST. FART!
 

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