Dad-isms

[emapples]

My Dads Rules to Women.

1) There is no limit to what a woman will do out of spite
2) A woman will change something just to be changing something.
3) A woman wants most what she doesn’t have and has least use for what she does have.

Or follow the rules of the 3 F’s

if it flys .....floats .....or F*#&’s ........rent, don’t buy

 

[Fyrtwuck]

My Dads Rules to Women.

1) There is no limit to what a woman will do out of spite
2) A woman will change something just to be changing something.

#1 is very true. I’ve been on the scenes of hundreds of domestic argument incidents and it never ceases to amaze me.

#2. My ex used to do that with the furniture. I’d come in from work and every piece of furniture would be moved. So, I decided to have a little fun. I came home one day and everything was changed. When she went to work, I moved everything. She came home and was totally confused. I said “I see the look on your face, how’s it feel?” I left for work the next day and when I came back it was changed again.

 

[n423]

"Use your head for something other than to dent a pillow"

 

[cal7.62x39]

"All I wanted was a blow job."

 

[MacFromOK]

Some of these posts reminded me of more...

- "If you had a brain, it'd rattle."

- "Use your head for something besides to keep your ears separated."

- "I never was afraid of hard work. I can lie down right beside it and go to sleep."

 

[DavidMcmillan]

"There's much to be said for brevity"

"if you have to eat a frog, it doesn't do any good to sit and look at it"

 

[OKCHunter]

Can’t never could until will buried him.

 

[beardking]

Bye.

 

[DRC458]

"Crazier than a peach orchard boar!"

 

[druryj]

Eat your damn fish sticks, it’s brain food...and God knows you need seconds.


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