Toe Nails, New Blood Sport

[CGS1]

 

[lasher]

i triple dog dare ya LOL

 

[druryj]

Tin snips or bolt cutters work pretty good.

 

[druryj]

Pics of near fatal wound caused by operator error of dangerous toe nail clipper; or it didn't happen...

Yesterday, while on the phone with Mr Smith of Smith and Alexander, I decided to trim my toe nails/talons. I use Klein flush cut side cutters, very sharp and the shrapnel flies a good distance....I cut a tad close, looked and said to myself, that's gonna bleed. I was wrong, it was gusher.

Hobbled to the bathroom to treat it with peroxide and left a blood trail, foot in tub and it looks like someone has been knifed, blood is everywhere. I was thinking tourniquet but didn't have anything to hand, so wrapped it in a wash cloth, hobbled back to recliner, some super glue came to mind,,,couldn't find it, meanwhile i'm bleeding out. Finally got it slowed down and put a glob of neosporin over the wound...cleaned up all the blood best i could, finally found a gigantic bandaid, i didn't know they made them that huge, luckily i found a stash of them.

If toenail bleeding was an olympic sport i'd be a gold medal winner. the real winner will be the local salon that does pedicures, henceforth.

 

[lasher]

 

[Fyrtwuck]

Next time you visit the drug store pick up a Styptic pencil or some powder. Quick Clot may be an option too.

 

[Aries]

Next time you visit the drug store pick up a Styptic pencil or some powder. Quick Clot may be an option too.

My face hurt just from reading "styptic pencil"....

 

[okierider]

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Not sure what is worse!1 the toe cut nearly off or the toenail fungus run rampant LOL!!

 

[lasher]

LOL just a pic i found on the web

 

[okierider]

LOL just a pic i found on the web

Mmmmhhhmmm, I suggest after you get the the little piggie sewed back on you head over to the nail salon and have a pedicure!! And for goodness sake get a smaller set of toenail clippers!!