Whats wrong with this picture PART 3

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Aries

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Hey, a little RESPECT gentlemen!! Here are just a few true interweb facts about @druryj....

1. When druryj does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

2. druryj's belly button is actually a power outlet.

3. druryj does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from druryj.

4. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears druryj pajamas.

5. druryj is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

6. druryj will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

7. druryj has counted to infinity. Twice.

8. druryj can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

9. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for druryj.
 

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Alright...all you men, Get down and give me ten....cept for druyj...you can do easy fifty...still 4 AM ;)

...better watch it, another Marine is here...... Semper Fi

Still waiting for my prize....
 

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I called "shenanigans" because those last five words in my original statement weren't what I originally typed. I didn't do any encouraging.

So I fess up...sigh. :giveup:

Alright...all you men, Get down and give me ten....cept for druyj...you can do easy fifty...still 4 AM ;)

...better watch it, another Marine is here...... Semper Fi

Still waiting for my prize....

Push-ups? Before coffee? :coffee:

I could send you the "participation trophy" I won earlier...maybe.

:comfort:
 

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Hey, a little RESPECT gentlemen!! Here are just a few true interweb facts about @druryj....

1. When druryj does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

2. druryj's belly button is actually a power outlet.

3. druryj does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from druryj.

4. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears druryj pajamas.

5. druryj is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

6. druryj will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

7. druryj has counted to infinity. Twice.

8. druryj can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

9. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for druryj.

Now I know you didn't type druryj over and over either. You used copy and paste. DIDN"T YOU!
Hell, I have to look at it three times to get it right twice in a row! At's gottabe oneothemthere furen names. That or his last name is Smith and his DI couldn't pronouncemanate it and jus used Jarhead like they do on the grinder.
 

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Also, the picture with the polar bear is standing on the very edge of the ice but shows no signs of tipping over.

Since an inter-service poking at each other has begun, here’s the oath of enlistment for the Marines.

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