Who has the best beard here?

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cjjtulsa

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Never under stood cultivating on your face what grows wild on your ass................................Translates to jealous I can't grow a beard that does not look like 3 brillo pads glued to my face LOL!!

51 years old and baby-faced as a 10 year old girl (I can grow a decent 'stache, however); having said that (and not out of jealousy), I've been waiting for this asinine "Duck Dynasty" fad to wear off. A close-shaven beard looks presentable; I've seen few long beards that don't look like hell. Seems like the damned thing would be more of a PITA than it's worth.
 

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Ha!!

73 years old and have NEVER had an urge to grow a beard. Back in the '70's, I did have long sideburns and tried a mustache once. Got to where I irritated myself with wanting to stroke the mustache, so it came back off. Sideburns came off when they started getting grey long before the rest of my hair did.
 

druryj

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I don't know about best, but I'm digging mine. Just wish it would grow longer. Mine apparently has decided that this is the limit to what I get.


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Can’t you get like beard extensions or something? Whattya call it...a weave or something like that?


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Neanderthal

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My beard, in very good company.

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Never under stood cultivating on your face what grows wild on your ass................................Translates to jealous I can't grow a beard that does not look like 3 brillo pads glued to my face LOL!!
Hang in there. My oldest brother is 10 years older than I am and only the last couple of years has it looked like he has anything better than the brillo pad beard. Of course, I won't tell him that because where's the fun in that?
 

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Grew one for hunting season from October 1 to my bday on March 12 for years. I started that in the early 90’s. About 2000, it just came in white with red streaks. Made me look older(I don’t need that!) so, I quit trying
 

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