Steer clear of the Impossible whopper

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dennishoddy

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We had a Carl's Jr in Ponca for awhile. The stuff they served out of there they called hamburgers no more resembled the ones you see on TV with the hot sweaty model eating. Soggy buns, tiny meat, spot of mustard, one lettuce leaf, and so on.
The breakfast was the only thing that kept them open.
 

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We had a Carl's Jr in Ponca for awhile. The stuff they served out of there they called hamburgers no more resembled the ones you see on TV with the hot sweaty model eating. Soggy buns, tiny meat, spot of mustard, one lettuce leaf, and so on.
The breakfast was the only thing that kept them open.
I didn't see the soggy buns and so on.
 

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I tried one a few months ago.....it had a "wang" to the taste and the so called patty was a red color. Later that night I had to go to the restroom..my stomach had an ache.......yep....you guessed it my...ummm....fecal matter was a nice red color,just like a certain burger.
 

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I tried one a few months ago.....it had a "wang" to the taste and the so called patty was a red color. Later that night I had to go to the restroom..my stomach had an ache.......yep....you guessed it my...ummm....fecal matter was a nice red color,just like a certain burger.

you sure you didn’t just blow out a hemorrhoid?
 

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Can't believe the hate here for Burger King. Likewise, some hate Braum's about as much.

Personally, I don't have a problem with either. But then, I'm one who "eats to live" instead of "living to eat."
If they had my disease they would be killing to eat at either place I guarantee. I haven’t had a hamburger from a restaurant since 2010!! I drive by Burger King all the time and man it smells good. I used to love their hamburgers back when I could eat them. Braums too. At least I can still eat most of their ice cream!
 

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If they had my disease they would be killing to eat at either place I guarantee. I haven’t had a hamburger from a restaurant since 2010!! I drive by Burger King all the time and man it smells good. I used to love their hamburgers back when I could eat them. Braums too. At least I can still eat most of their ice cream!
You will be happy to know that the burgers at either place aren't as good as they were ten years ago.
 

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There ain't much good in the mass produced beef, either. It's best to keep it local when it comes to getting your meat. Tastes much better and chances of getting sick is greatly reduced. I get the issue...330 million people in the country. No way you can feed that many people using traditional farming methods.
 

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