Well one night me and Billy-Bob was fishing when we saw this real bright light in the sky. Suddenly we was surrounded by these little gray men. They took us into the light which beamed us up to their ship. The space ship took us to the back side of the moon where they performed all kinds of experiments on us.
I looked over and they had Billy-Bob bent over with all kinds of probes sticking in his butt. It was nasty I tell you. On the bright side Billy-Bob said his hemorrhoids do not bother him any more.
Me, they just messed with my head some. Stuck needles in my ears and up my nose. Shined a real bright lite in one ear. Pretty sure one of them was making shadow puppets on the far wall.
Next morning we woke up back in our boat and found those little gray bastards had stole both bottles of whiskey and all our beer. At least we figure that is what happened as neither one of us remember drinking it all. Plus my head still really hurts from all the testing they did on me.
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Pan Am Hwy in one day? You'd better have a jet powered motorcycle!I’m not sure what’s furthest, but the furthest has been Germany, Afghanistan, kurzikstan, bulgaria, or israel. Favorite was definitely Germany, I love that place.
I haven’t visited anywhere in the America’s aside from the good ol U S of A. My dream is to cover the Pan-American highway in its entirety one day. 19,000 miles from northern Alaska to southern Chile.
Always wanted to do that myself.I’m not sure what’s furthest, but the furthest has been Germany, Afghanistan, kurzikstan, bulgaria, or israel. Favorite was definitely Germany, I love that place.
I haven’t visited anywhere in the America’s aside from the good ol U S of A. My dream is to cover the Pan-American highway in its entirety one day. 19,000 miles from northern Alaska to southern Chile.
I worked on the N slope on the pipe line. I was a 17 yr. old worm who's sole job was to keep the pipeline wielder (those were the important folks and made more than anyone) sober....kinda. Ha. I was a go fetch. We moved from a few of the camps and got to go to Valdez once. I was in Fairbanks once. That was one tough town. The bars were for men and women that could fight with their fist or knives. I just kept my mouth shut and did what the guys (real men...ha) that I came with told me to do....and pay for their beer..One year working as a police officer in Barrow, Alaska. Never worked in a town that could be on a runnin‘ drunk 24/7. They didn’t even slow down on the Lords Day. The carnage. And no one wanted to press charges. The reason was always the same “He’s my cousin.” Only department I ever worked for that when you called the dispatcher for backup she‘d say “There isn’t any.”View attachment 235912
I worked on the N slope on the pipe line. I was a 17 yr. old worm who's sole job was to keep the pipeline wielder (those were the important folks and made more than anyone) sober....kinda. Ha. I was a go fetch. We moved from a few of the camps and got to go to Valdez once. I was in Fairbanks once. That was one tough town. The bars were for men and women that could fight with their fist or knives. I just kept my mouth shut and did what the guys (real men...ha) that I came with told me to do....and pay for their beer..
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