Always has to try to dunk that ass monkey
High & dry!
That's why the Carnival people call you all "Suckers"!
I've never been to the state fair. With all the news stuff I see about no firearms and the shooting by those that ignore the no gun zone, don't thing I'll ever go.
I don’t like clowns. When I was about 2yrs old, my parents took me to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus in Madison Square Garden. For some ungodly reason, they brought me down to the clowns’ dressing room (probably to trade me off for free tickets). Those bustards stunk of whiskey, cigar smoke and the rank stench of the unwashed hoi poloi. I vividly recall the ugly faces, caked with thick makeup. Some of them got right up in my face and pinched my cheeks. I’m 75+ yrs old now and I still remember those miserable derelicts breathing in my face. I firmly support a federal law that places a bounty on all clowns, past or present: the world would be a far better place without them. Now, the majority of these pernicious vagabonds are apparently elected or running for office under the cloak of the Democrat Party…..
I’d rather be hugged by a rotting corpse…..
Not a fan either. For many of the same reasons you rattled off. Probably why I never really enjoyed the fair either. Reminded me too much of the clowns that followed me and my dad around at the circus trying to lure me away from him while he was checking out the animals. Nasty-ass ****ers. Name John Wayne Gacy ring any bells??
JWG only liked little boys though
Gacey is in a better position place, now.
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