Let’s Talk Classified Ads

[mouthpiece]

@Cowcatcher
are you listening?

 

[L.C.]

Well I had a couple Pistols I was going to list for sale but I guess I won't now. Don't want to cause you anymore grief

 

[GlockPride]

Well I had a couple Pistols I was going to list for sale but I guess I won't now. Don't want to cause you anymore grief

Well, like our President’s underpants, it Depends. Would I like them and want them? If not, feel free to list.

However, if they’re pre-lock Smiths, you’d better not dare!!

If you have a HiPoint, Taurus, KelTec, Jennings or Bryco, feel free to post though.

Otherwise, I hope you take rolled pennies, nickels and dimes…

 

[zipty6]

Well, like our President’s underpants, it Depends. Would I like them and want them? If not, feel free to list.

However, if they’re pre-lock Smiths, you’d better not dare!!

If you have a HiPoint, Taurus, KelTec, Jennings or Bryco, feel free to post though.

Otherwise, I hope you take rolled pennies, nickels and dimes…

And here I was about to list a 17-3. I suppose I should just sit on it a while longer.

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

Well I had a couple Pistols I was going to list for sale but I guess I won't now. Don't want to cause you anymore grief

I'm not grieving... Whatcha got?

 

[GlockPride]

I'm not grieving... Whatcha got?

I’m not grieving, I’m aggrieved.

 

[Cowcatcher]

@Cowcatcher
are you listening?

For many years I’ve been told I do the opposite of what I’m told. So now I’m gonna find more stuff to list just to buck up! Lmao!

 

[red dirt shootist]

Sounds like a referral to a 12 step program is in order here, and if you think you don't have a problem, denial ain't just a river in Africa.

 

[red dirt shootist]

For many years I’ve Ben told I do the opposite of what I’m told. So now I’m gonna find more stuff to list just to buck up! Lmao!

That's just cruel man. The kids have all gone barefoot through the winter, and dinner is Ramon noodles or peanut butter. Now is not the time to laugh, they are hurting.

 

[TerryMiller]

Some of y’all, are really tempting me and testing my patience!
You probably have no idea who you are, but I see you.
I’ve blown my gun fund several times over via the past couple of weeks.

Dear sirs, please, PLEASE quit posting guns I want and need to adopt while said fund is recovering!

I’m addressing this to people selling cool Spikers, nice shotguns, 6.5 Creedmoor rifles, S&W 610’s, FNX 45’s, Steyers, and on and on.

I’m broke right now! Please hold your for sale ads for a few more months. I’m begging you!

Signed,
Blessed Broke dude. But not desperate, stupid or wanting a divorce!

Simple solution...

...just stay out of the classifieds section.

You may thank me later, or maybe not.