The relatives won't leave!

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deerwhacker444

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Okay I knew a bunch where coming here for Christmas but thought they would be staying a day or two and go home. But they are still in my house!

In the mean time my wife has gone back to work while all her sisters are school teachers so they are off this week. Laundry is piled as high as I can see, house it pitted and a complete mess, and I'm left to deal with it all.

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Oh man ... talk about a fate worse than death ... :(

Surely they don't think they are just gonna lay around YOUR house for another week?? Relatives ... can't live with them, can't kill them ... :fallangel
 

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Before suggesting trying to run them off, I have to ask, how does your wife feel about them staying so long. If she loves having them, as much as it sucks, it's an opportunity to score points with her by being super nice and hospitable to them. If she wants em gone too, feed em cheap food (like even cheaper than gubment cheese) and run around the house brandishing a firearm.
 

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They crossed the line when they continued to stay past when they were scheduled to leave, especially after 1911's wife had gone back to work. Someone needs to tell "Cousin Eddie" to hit the road, and it needs to be the wife/sister.
 

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They crossed the line when they continued to stay past when they were scheduled to leave, especially after 1911's wife had gone back to work. Someone needs to tell "Cousin Eddie" to hit the road, and it needs to be the wife/sister.

The first thing I thought of when I read the original post was "Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."
 

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