Life Insurance and death requests

OKSpeedDemon · Jun 17, 2014

What kind of life insurance does everyone have? Like what company, type and how much/cost.

Than does anyone have some crazy end of life things they want done when they are gone, such a being buried with their favorite gun or in their car? Does anyone want to be stuffed and mounted to the front of a big rig or something off the wall? What about cremated and shot out of a shotgun/cannon?

tRidiot · Jun 17, 2014

Cremate me.

Don't really care, but if someone spends money on a funeral, a casket, a preacher or any of that ****, I promise I will haunt them until the day they die, too.

<edit> Oh, and scatter my ashes here.

12°38'53.6"N 61°23'21.4"W

grizzly97 · Jun 17, 2014

My life insurance is through work, and I can't remember off hand who they use. As for death requests, I'd have to say this... http://www.myholysmoke.com/Scope_of_Work.html

Fyrtwuck · Jun 17, 2014

Funny that you should mention something like this. A few months ago one of my friends called and asked if I could fulfill his friends last request. Being skeptical and wondering how it involved me, I asked what it was.

Seems the guy had been cremated and wanted some of his ashes put into bullet cases and then given to his family. I said ok, I can do that.

He gave me a Baggie with some ashes and I loaded the ashes into fifty 30-06 cases and topped them off with .30 cal bullets. The next time I saw him, he said the family was very happy that the request had been fulfilled.

Lurker66 · Jun 17, 2014

My wife is in charge of my life insurance. So I have zero clue. She keeps tellin me to buy another motorcycle so she can buy an island.

As far as end of life...IDC. At my ceremony my daughter is going to read a list of names of people I want to leave. With the message of "He tolerated you in life but He doesnt like you, please leave."

FullAuto · Jun 17, 2014

farmerbyron · Jun 17, 2014

Everyone's needs are different but I think enough to cover your debts and then about that same amount more. So double your debt. If your debt free I would think 250,000 minimum. Life insurance is the best way to rapidly increase the net worth of your estate without tax penalty. You just have to die to get it. Which doesn't help you but your family can benefit tremendously.

As far as end of life requests, maybe I'll hire some professional actors to wail and sob uncontrollably at my funeral. Sounds nice.

Blinocac200sx · Jun 17, 2014

Instead of a funeral, I want the David Heald II memorial LAN party. I want a banner over my casket that reads "See you at the respawn." I want a soda fountain with orange soda and mountain dew, and a chocolate fountain and snacks galore. I want a short gospel presentation and invitation before it's over. And I want one of those creepy "If you're watching this, I'm dead." videos.

CHenry · Jun 17, 2014

I want to b propped up by a Juke box while a huge party is on to celebrate my life.

Sent from outer space or somewhere from my mobile device

Mr.Glock · Jun 17, 2014

tRidiot said:
Cremate me.

Don't really care, but if someone spends money on a funeral, a casket, a preacher or any of that ****, I promise I will haunt them until the day they die, too.

<edit> Oh, and scatter my ashes here.

12°38'53.6"N 61°23'21.4"W

Is that where you asked your bride to marry you? Nice looking place to be. I would like to go see it in person.

And I agree on the Cremation, waste of money any other way!

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