Comical (when you think about it) sayings we've all used.

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Handier than a pocket on a shirt

Use your head for something besides a hatrack

You talk like a man with a paper a**hole.

If you don't use your head, you might as well have 2 @**holes.
 

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He would steal the stink off of $*it.

Swalling like a mashed cat.

More fun than stomping baby chickens

Cutting a hog in the a$$
 

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Lose your ass and all the fixtures.
Been here since Christ was corporal.
Slower than the second coming of Christ.
She's got enough ass to keep your balls out of the sand.
You're/he's/she's thicker than owl sh*t.

I've heard my old man say most of the above.
 

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He is higher than nineteen hippies in a hot air balloon.

That is effed up like a (insert favorite racial slur)'s checkbook.

Most of the others I have are already posted.
 

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