A gift for the one person you just can't stand?

NightShade · Mar 4, 2018

I'll just leave this here....

Imagine all the people
who annoy you the most.
An irritating colleague. School teacher. Your ex-wife. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. That successful former classmate. Or all those pesky haters.

What if you could send them
a smelly surprise?
There is nothing that could replace the expression on the recipient's face after opening the box!

https://www.shitexpress.com/

chadh2o · Mar 4, 2018

You cattle guys are missing out on a ton of business.

D. Hargrove · Mar 4, 2018

$16.95 for a box of Gluten Free Horse manure... at that rate my front pasture is worth $1,457,634.32 in horse manure alone!!! ANY offers???

chadh2o · Mar 4, 2018

Down at a ranchers place Friday and his 40 behind the house was nothing but cow pies. He brings the troubled cows up close during calving and it was full. Couple hundred grand per acre.

NightShade · Mar 4, 2018

I am pretty sure that includes the shipping and anonymity as well.

So with shipping probably around 7 or 8 bucks plus time and packaging you are looking at 3 to 5 dollars per patty.

dennishoddy · Mar 4, 2018

Do they include the warranty that its bull shat, and not cow shat. It makes a difference.....

chadh2o · Mar 4, 2018

We have neighbors who walk their dogs down our street. I wonder if I mailed them the dog logs back if they'd get the hint.
Just a thought
ROAD KILL REVENGE
Ever wanted to send that dead skunk to someone special? Saw a good yote today, ball of mangled fur tried to make it across hwy 9 with no luck.

Sunshine_Shooter · Mar 5, 2018

D. Hargrove said:
$16.95 for a box of Gluten Free Horse manure... at that rate my front pasture is worth $1,457,634.32 in horse manure alone!!! ANY offers???

Do you feed wheat? If so, it may not be gluten free.

I honestly don't know if horses eat wheat hay or not. I assume they do.

DRC458 · Mar 5, 2018

D. Hargrove said:
ANY offers???

Yeah, I'll clean it all up for $1,457,634.29!

Annie · Mar 5, 2018

The things city folk will spend money on. :spitlaugh

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