Crazier than a shithouse rat
bleeding like a stuck hog
nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.
shining like a diamond in a goats ass.
Ran through like **** through a goose
When you were born they slapped your momma
Beaten like a rented mule
slap you so hard your momma will feel it.
Older than grandma's buck skin bra
you don't know the difference between your ass and a hold in the ground.
couldn't find your ass with both hands
He is a couple beers short of a six pack
can't hit the broadside of a barn
Smiling like a **** eating opossum
knee high to a grasshopper
you could screw up a wet dream
you'd have to get smarter to be stupid
Cut off the horns,wipe its ass and throw it on the plate
She's had more pipe than the state of Alaska
Better count your fingers after shaking his hand
She has more miles on her than a Czechoslovakian taxi cab
Looking like a bruised turd.
It's somewhere on the back forty
Squealing like a stuck pig
**** flows downhill.
better get four,they'll lose one,steal one and break one
I'll bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
bleeding like a stuck hog
nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.
shining like a diamond in a goats ass.
Ran through like **** through a goose
When you were born they slapped your momma
Beaten like a rented mule
slap you so hard your momma will feel it.
Older than grandma's buck skin bra
you don't know the difference between your ass and a hold in the ground.
couldn't find your ass with both hands
He is a couple beers short of a six pack
can't hit the broadside of a barn
Smiling like a **** eating opossum
knee high to a grasshopper
you could screw up a wet dream
you'd have to get smarter to be stupid
Cut off the horns,wipe its ass and throw it on the plate
She's had more pipe than the state of Alaska
Better count your fingers after shaking his hand
She has more miles on her than a Czechoslovakian taxi cab
Looking like a bruised turd.
It's somewhere on the back forty
Squealing like a stuck pig
**** flows downhill.
better get four,they'll lose one,steal one and break one
I'll bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Last edited:
