Junk Mail

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Fyrtwuck

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I’m sure everyone has junk mail on a daily basis.

What do you do with it?

Feed it to the shredder?
Burn it?
Trash it?
Substitute as toilet paper?

In my old age, I seek mischievous revenge for cheap entertainment and keep the postal employees busy.

When I get junk mail with a self addressed bulk mail stamped return envelope inside I keep it and use it later. When I get the inevitable credit card offer in another letter, I remove my information from that letter and put it inside the envelope I saved earlier and send it to them. There have been many letters that have left my house with sales papers and credit card offers and grocery store sales sent to my victims.

I can only imagine the cussing when it reaches its destination and when that “offer accepted” type envelope is opened it’s junk mail from another company.
 

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That's where most of my mail goes to in the first place. Dang women can't get off the phone long enough to sort it out right. No kidding, I can hear her coming down the road cause she's shouting in the microphone of her ear thingy.
My dad is one of my neighbors and he complains a bunch about getting multiple copies of the same junk mail. Poor guy.
 

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