I'm seeing its time to get ready for the Swim Suit season.

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lasher

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worked for a largish company and my boss was the whitest dude i had ever seen, other than Johnny Winter. he was also a pork butt and convinced he was God's gift to the ladies.

one day he was complaining about his pool and the following conversation occurred.

ME: "wait, you have a pool?"
HIM: "yes, why do you ask"
ME: "do you get into the water?"
HIM: "yes"
ME: "keep a sharp eye out for peg legged guys with mad gleam in their eye, they will likely harpoon your big azz"

rest of the office buried their heads and were shaking with silent giggles and outright open laughter. he wasn't very happy and i got crap jobs for a couple of weeks.
 

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