Saw a shirt about this. Lots of good ones on the net.
- Ebola.
- The IRS.
- A 1989 Yugo.
- Mainstream Media.
- A Styrofoam Gas Can.
- Nuclear Hand Grenades.
- Obama’s Birth Certificate.
- Convenience Store Sushi.
- A Condom Made in China.
- Flint Michigan Tap Water.
- A Nightcap With Bill Cosby.
- Kool Aid at a Jim Jones Party.
- A Ferengi Used Car Salesman.
- Emails From a Nigerian Prince.
- A Test Fart in Bed With Diarrhea.
- A Rattlesnake With a Pet Me Sign.
- Steve Harvey Announcing Miss Universe.
- A Blind Date With a Woman Named Caitlyn.
- OJ Simpson Showing Me His Knife Collection.
- A Government agent saying “I’m here to help you.”
- The Guy Who Installs Turn Signals at the BMW Plant.
- Playing Russian Roulette With a Semi-Automatic Pistol.
- A Palestinian in Israel with a Backpack on a Motorcycle.
- A Small Unidentifiable Speed Boat Coming Toward Me Off the Coast of Somalia.
- A blood transfusion from Charlie Sheen.
- An elevator ride with Ray Rice