I Hit The Lotto !!

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druryj

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Back when I was in the Navy...we decided to have a "Hog Night". Whomever managed to round up the oldest and ugliest 'chick', take her back to the apartment, and 'do the night' :naughty: with her was the winner... I didn't even try.... I didn't have the stomach for it.:drooling:

...To lower his 'selection parameters', all he had to do was drink a few beers and take off his glasses. She was three times his age, gigantic, and to say she was ugly was an understatement. "S" won, hands down. She had a daughter that came along that was offered to me but because she was twice my age and just as ugly, I graciously declined. Fortunately, I can't hold enough beer to cloud my - eh - judgment?...


Woody

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:slap: Woody! Dang man, you shoulda upheld the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service and done the deed! :heart: To heck with a few beers, getcha great big bottle of "Old Yellow Knife" or some other cheap rot-gut whisky and go for the gusto! :drink:
 

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Just checked and I won $8.00 last night on the lotto......now that I'm rolling in dough I can't seem to figure out what I'll purchase first, any suggestions ? :)

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I hope you don't have to drive very far to collect your prize. You gotta look at the cost of gasoline and the wear and tear on your vehicle. :contract:

Woody
 

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@ConstitutionCowboy:

:slap: Woody! Dang man, you shoulda upheld the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service and done the deed! :heart: To heck with a few beers, getcha great big bottle of "Old Yellow Knife" or some other cheap rot-gut whisky and go for the gusto! :drink:

I did go for the gusto... But never on home soil. My favorite moral disengagement, inhibition reduction, vision diffusing elixir was rum. :drunk5:(Anisette was a good substitute. That stuff is a blast! I still get flashbacks. There was this little 'establishment' in Gulfe Juan, France. just a couple klicks east of Nice. Her name was Danielle. Pretty little thing. She caught my eye just as I caught hers. .... I reserve the rest for my own reminiscence. )

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I'm glad you decided to remain anonymous and not come out in the news.

Since we only know you by your screen name, you winning big time is safe with us.

Enjoy your new life of luxury
 

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