LOL, I might have guns, I might have sufficient ammo, a range in the backyard with plenty of steel plates that gets plenty of attention.. I eat well and winky gets wet a plenty.. She'll tell me I am not King chit but I sure don't have any complaints.. Right now I smell bacon and I'll sit for breakfast here shortly.. She has been programmed by me and will also say from my cold dead hands.. You can call me King chit..